Showing posts with label Poems. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Poems. Show all posts

Friday, April 24, 2009

10 Things I Hate about Cricket

I hate everything about Cricket
I hate the way Tendulkar creates new milestones every half a mile
I hate the way The Wall disappoints his critics all the while
I hate Laxman for letting his willow talk so eloquently
I hate Kumble for not letting his age catch up with him silently
I hate Mahi for combining power with strategy elegantly
I hate Gambhir for being irrestitably cute while hitting a sixer
I hate Yusuf Pathan for not letting the other batsman score in the Super Over
I hate the Deccan Chargers for forgetting that they finished last in previous season
I hate Gony for his smile, hell I dont need another reason
but mostly I hate the way I don't hate them all
Not even close, not even a little bit , not even at all


Inspired by '10 Things I hate about You' , one of the movies I like.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I' m lost

Oh my god I'm lost .. completely lost....
Nothing seems to matter anymore...
The birds, the bees,the beauty of flowers,
Everything in the universe seems to be momentarily meaningless.
My life has been reduced to mere existence now.
I've lost my connection to the world,
I can't hear my hubby' s voice
I can't pester my mom for the recipe of Shahi Paneer.
I can't click pictures of my two year old kid while she is at it again,
I never knew losing it would cause so much pain



OK chill guys , I just lost my CellPhone again.